The Dogelon Digest, Vol. XXIII
Friday, April 15th, 2022
As time goes by, Mars comes ever closer.
We’ve been at this for nearly a year now Martians. We’ve been through so much and yet it’s still so early on in our mission.
There are still plenty of adventures to look forward to, and slews of new Martians to welcome on our ranks!
Let’s get this ship warping in light speed, flashing across dimensions and diving through wormholes.
We’ve kept a steady course so far. It’s about time we mixed things up!
Monday, 04/11
No hodling back:
Source: https://twitter.com/DogelonMars/status/1513412696976334849
$ELON is not a spiteful dog, far from it.
His dedication and commitment to progress stands above all else.
So you should know by now that snarky comments like this are not fuelled by ego, but by an unyielding sense of purpose.
The more compromises we accept, the more we delay the future.
Dogelon won’t tolerate this state of affairs for long. And in our experience, we’ve found that even a failure can be more rewarding than playing it safe.
We’re all in, aiming for the top prize that is Mars.
That’s not to say we won’t build are way up there, step by step, but we won’t loiter on the ground for long just because others hesitate!
Rev those engines, Martians. Let’s break new ground, whatever it takes.
Tuesday, 04/12
Will anything go right in this adventure??
Source: https://twitter.com/DogelonWarriors/status/1513714652898680832
Oh dear, this Dogelon is certainly not bashful when it comes to portals!
With seemingly no regard for his own well-being, he marches straight in to this unknowable gateway.
Well, remember what we were just saying about chasing progress no matter what?
At least you can’t criticize $ELON for being inconsistent across his many incarnations!
With all that said, the poor monks are shocked and dismayed by this unexpected development.
But they need not worry. Dogelon doesn’t simply act out of impulse… usually.
Surely there’s a method to the madness, and as this latest issue wraps up, we can see that the humans are still eager to help.
Godspeed, ELON, wherever you may be going…
Thursday, 04/14
Two familiar dimensions might soon be merging…
Source: https://twitter.com/DogelonWarriors/status/1514452727312490499
It’s about time we got more Dogelon content from established Dogelon communities, don’t you think?
With our detour through the Gloomyverse running its course, the Dogelon Martians are looking for new collaborators in their NFT quest.
Well, can you think of better candidates than your very own Dogelon Warriors? Truly, it’s the crossover we’ve been waiting for!
With so many communal initiatives and outpouring of content under our belt, we’ve got what it takes to help this project flourish.
What do you think, would you like to see this proposition become a reality?
Let our friends over at Dogelon Martians know how you feel, and let’s set sail to vivid new galaxies together!
Friday, 04/15
Truly, can you think of a better way to end the week?
Source: https://twitter.com/DogelonWarriors/status/1514665151567335427
Say hello to Droidex!
As $ELON spreads his roots and branches across an inter-dimensional network, his influence in the cosmos grows.
This platform we just landed on proposes a familiar pitch:
Ease of use, no clutter, awesome rates.
That sure sounds like a good bargain, and it’s exactly the sort of home our pup appreciates!
Skip the filler, get straight to the good part: acquiring Dogelon.
If that sounds like a sensible offer, do yourself a favor and check out our friends over at Droidex.
Better yet, muster up your forces and help us share the news as far and wide as we can!
Not only are announcements like these encouraging for the community, they also make others notice.
Dogelon is hosted on numerous exchanges by now, you’d think it’s about time some of the big players paid more attention…
What do you say? Shall we enlighten them?
END TRANSMISSION.
